Rejoice! Clutch the nearest small child and tell him to run as fast as he might to the butchers and buy the most expensive bird in the shop, yes, The one in the window. Well actually scrap the bit about the kid. That sort of thing came as a welcome contrast to stuffing ’em chimneys once upon a time but now it, well… it’s regarded as foreplay for weirdos. Younes Kaboul has tweeted. @Younes_Kaboul Younès Kaboul Injury on my hip , 15 days out :( i’ll be back stronger ! Great news if and when backed up by medically qualified…
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You know when you’ve arrived. Not when you emerge from your chaffeured motor and a kindly man in livery takes your decanter from you and says softly, ‘The girls are in the American bar for you, sir…’ No. It’s when you have the radio on after the results on a Saturday teatime and the voice says,’Next week they have Everton, but after that, they face a tough run against Spurs, Arsenal and Manchester United.’ We are – or at least very certainly on the brink of being – one of those sides you don’t fancy playing. This is historic. Not…
Hello honktonks. This weekend will be more than interesting. Spurs are primed to smash all previous attempts in the ‘Faces With Egg On Them In One Football Stadium’ category in the Guinness Book Of Records. Redschnapps, Gallas, Mickey Hazard, you name ’em… their appears to be a Tottinghams related punter on the end of every microphone in the country tipping us to win everything from Britain’s Got Gout to the Champions League itself. Spurs have more form than Shergar when it comes to doing really well then completely failing to show up. Liverpool arrive on a high – having beaten…
Guten morgan happy clappen. The feel good factor continues a pace then. The game was exactly what it ought to have been what with us being at home, on a roll and better at playing football than them all factoring in to a decent win. In no particular order I was actually sad to see Jenas go off. He has drastically improved of late and this was a game that would have probably suited him in terms of the shape Werder played etc… Is one of your goats missing? The odds are that 3MP has it. He’s got mine. I’m…
Werder Bremen announced today their list of players unfit to play in tonight’s fixture totals 11. In an exclusive interview earlier this morning with Thomas Schaaf the Bremen coach I was told, ‘Zey are alles die ganze Zeit betrunken H, meine alte mate.’ ‘Zer Füße areswollen und nutzlos.’ Tom went on, ‘Ich bin eine bit kippered.’ This of course is a malaise not unique to those Sausage Side but here too in these once proud, Spectic Isles. Arry Redschnapps announced that their was a question mark over Gareth Bale after a shoulder of Gordons Gin injury was picked up at…
This luxuriously boxed commemorative DVD comes to you, the discerning Arsenal collector in order that it might grace your home and serve as an aide memoir of one of the finest first halves to ever be witnessed in the majestic and noble setting what is Les Emptycrates stadium. Loving restored Arsenalization images are for the very first time made available to be relived again and again right up until the 45th minute. Each magnificent cinematic sensation arrives direct to your door and in less time it takes you to say, ‘Bugger moi j’ai renversé de l’eau partout dans mon costume…
Good morning species. You know the drill. I muck about with some pictures, you make wild guesses that are funnier than the images themselves, I threaten a prize and and after three to four months a copy of something that you didn’t ask for arrives at your old address. A mystery prize for the private investigator that can determine who these people are then. Click on the image below to reveal the snaps! Answers as usual to the [email protected]
Come on you clever clog bar steward type Spurs! Whose kit did Spurs copy when they switched to white and blue? How did Ossie Ardiles dent the FA Cup? Find out in the fully revised and updated new edition of the best-selling Spurs Miscellany. With a stylish dark blue and white cover and a foreword by Tottenham legend Steve Perryman, the book is packed with stats, lists, quotes, anecdotes and tables from the history of Tottenham Hotspur FC. Includes an updated colour kits section, a complete history of the club’s home and away kits. Don’t Forget When Ordering You can…