Given then the unchecked rage that yesterday’s blog caused amongst 3 people who demanded a no nonsense approach to football blogging, today’s blog will be in Latin. Mornin’. I’m revocare contendunt Chelsea quando ita picking matura. Nosedived habet formam et ut spem Loth et dissimulare pro abi jugularis. Satis sum si fidem possemus Post quam duos current bunch, id solum non habent propositum Cheatski more referri. Van der Vaart out, sicut omnes, ut id facerem … Sed libet Psa habitant erit deficiebat. Sicut multi lusores Defoe tempus eget mojo obtinet post opus abest. Sed revera trat in spe si calces’s…
Author: Harry Hotspur
Just imagine the scene. Him all there, with his wife. I mean you expect that. Well you’d need that. That is what is known as your actual package, isn’t. Your brand. He’s like Cliff Richard in many ways. Been on the same journey. ‘Course everyone’s on a journey nowdays. Unless you’re trying to get from Colchester to Liverpool Street on a Sunday in which case you’re on a replacement bus next to some bloke eating an egg sandwich. But like Cliff he was a much raved about star. Raved about to an excessive extent in some eyes, but then his…
For the artist formerly known as Blistering Bob Keane aka Pointy Shouty Bloke aka Pointless Shouty Bloke aka Piltdown Man. By Aston Villa. A football club. The news reaches us courteous of Spurs Odious’ numero somethingo, Roger Morgan. The exact wording was, £6m from Villa, think it’s come in tonight. Let’s bloody well hope so, Rodge.
” My boss spoke to Harry Friday and although it’s old hat in regards of the press doing the story, I can confirm Scott Parker will definitely sign for Spurs. I think we might let them loan a player or two from us although that has no bearing on the deal. If woodgate gets fit, it might be him that turns up at upton ” This from Ryantegan on Spurs Community – sics galore. My first thought is that you can take the boy out of West Ham, but you can’t take the West Ham out of the boy. I’m…
Morning. The unmitigated cobblers of transfer speculation had a bucket of ice cold water hurled over it yesterday as Arry revealed that Spurs had not made a single enquiry about Adebayor. I’ve mixed feelings on the definitive news he won’t be coming to The Lane. His form has gone right off the boil of late no two ways about it, but I do find him a more convincing Premiership option to 3MP. Given a run, he could have done us some good. Blistering Bob Keane is now in the shop window. Well, sort of in the back, behind some old…
My dears, what did they do to you? We was one nil up on the radio and then they said we was one a piece. So we won the first half, but not the one that mattered. Joy. But indigestible joy. Has anyone got the answer? Do they still do Blue Peter appeals? We is badge-less. Adrift maybe. Here’s some extensiveness. Here’s Mr Bassong’s belter! Here’s our Arry, do not adjust your monitor. Here’s Alex McLeish, do not adjust your monitor. Scottish hair frequently looks like that.
PSB is officially on the forecourt. In between the Vauxhall Verruca and the Datsun Dilemma. Arry has announced that a loan is out and they are simply waiting for the best offer to come. Mooted names are the Vancouver Hubcaps, Aston Villa and Colchester United. The highest bid? That’s cold. Colder than a Cumbrian pensioner. But if this doesn’t reflect how low Keane’s stock has fallen, how distant his glorious era in the Lilywhite shirt now is, nothing else will. So, Birmingham Away then. Birmingham have dished up some unedifying stuff this season and the Tottingham of old would have…
This has just come in from a source less reliable than my server. Vedad Ibisevic is the name in the frame. He’s been named on a few sites, of course but my information says that this chap has got Arry looking for more tablets (Although I am assured by ENIC this is no immediate threat to his current or long term health and well being). The cost of this wunderkind has been bandied about at the €8M mark and of course you can only imagine the reality of aTottingham negotiation. Here he is smokin’ up the pitch, making Lionel Messi…
Let’s try again now the server is supposedly fixed, shall we? This was bizarrely revealed on Talksport yesterday afternoon and so my binge cleaning of the kitchen wasn’t all about the one euro and seven pence behind the fridge. Modders was being scouted, amongst others by a chap by the name of Les Padfield. Les is a professional football scout and he was good stuff, chatting away about his life in football. He was plugging his book – Scouting For Moyes – when he made reference to the Modders snub. It apparently came from Bolton after the Croatian had played…