Author: Harry Hotspur

He’s alright! Tremendous news just in from Tottinghams Central. To the Harry Hotspur team Hope you’re well. I am dropping you a note concerning a story that has appeared on your website this evening titled Harry Taken Unwell – Heart Tests. Link below: http://harry-hotspur.com/2010/11/arry-taken-unwell-heart-tests/ I would ask that you remove this content as it is wholly inaccurate to suggest our manager is suffering with heart problems based on gossip from messageboards. There is not truth to this story whatsoever and by running this website is only spreading the gossip further, particularly as site is picked up on newsnow and so…

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What’s that gently flowing through my veins? Oh yes my old companion inertia. My proposed sojourn to the shops for a delicate bout of hoisting will at least keep me Royal Wedding gush free. ‘They are very much in love’ says some commemorative plate manufacture in Swindon with the sort of conviction he last used  when his bank manager questioned the viability of a business model that only peaks around the ceremonies and anniversaries of one family in the bleedin’ country. And so to the football. Tonight is International Night! Oh sod it. I’m staying glued to TV all day…

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The book that every Tottinghams fan must have is back with a revised edition packed with a wealth of new features. This updated edition of last year’s best-selling The Pocket Book of Spurs features a brand new cover design and is bursting with the colourful history of one of England’s biggest clubs. Learn about Spurs’ glorious history, from the very first team back in 1882, to the 1961 Double winners, to the first side to win an FA Cup Final replay in 1981. Take a trip down memory lane with classic matches such as the 1963 5-1 rout of Atletico…

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Mornin’ ladies, The aftermath of DancesWithScones injury announcement has set the Yiddisphere into a bit more of a spin than usual. And understandably so. Not because Tommy was central to our plans to defeat the evil Dr Wenger, but it just underlined how limited our choices for game will be. On an upbeat note, Jenas appears to playing football to considerably higher standard than perhaps he has in several seasons. Some gossip from FTL for you… Nothing gets discussed before the game or in training regarding corners, only defending them and then it’s only the defenders that get special instructions.…

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Dances With Scones is out for 3 months. This is what we in the trade refer to the opposite of good news. Had it not been for Super Romancrazypavinchenko’s singlemindedness in wanting to play against Blackburn, we would have had 11 players on the sick list. Now Tommy’s bought it, we can at last field a full side against any other treatment table XI the world can throw at us. At worst, this derby looks set to be a re-run of the wretched abomination no good rubbish Carling Cup fiasco. Somebody cheer me up. Please…

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They reveal he is actually an imbecile. Here’s some examples to whet your appetite… @davidbentley11 david bentley Cider beer or vodka what a choice 12 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Favorite Retweet Reply davidbentley11 david bentley Why wasn’t the world made with 36 hour days , 10 hours sleep , work, party , golf , tennis so much easier and relaxed its a dream 20 Sep Favorite Retweet Reply davidbentley11 david bentley Just seen a man on sky news in a typhoon in thailand trying to ride a bike what is he thinking so funny !!! 17 Jul Favorite…

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Good evening fight fans. Literally for those of you, like me hoping to still be awake when two rather large gentlemen eventually take to the ring later on ce soir. For which, I’ve opted for the Peter Cook approach. I want Haye to win, have backed Harrison for a KO or TKO and will be milling into copious, voluminous quantities of booze from the very moment I hit publish on this baby. All bets covered. So what of today? The minute’s silence at The Lane was pretty abysmal. Stoke’s was poor, but then they are a cluster f*ck of tram-sheds…

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Before we get stuck into a few hopefully well drawn thoughts on the game it would be criminal of me not to draw your attention to Blackburn’s ace in the hole. Technically it’s sod all to do with Blackburn really, but @TheBigSam would be worth the price of admission alone if Twitter charged. So, nonsense out the way for a nanosecond, let’s ave a look at this weekend’s slags. In the form stakes, the real Big Sam’s mob are a cigarette paper away from us. League positioning confirms this with Blackburn being only one point behind us and goal difference…

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