It has been announced that an urgent nationwide hunt is on for two men who went missing under ‘suspicious circumstances’ in North London yesterday evening. The men have been named as Dougie Maicon and Wesser Sneijder. It is understood that both men were involved in a game of football that kicked off a little after 19.45 last night in the London borough of Haringay. The appeal for information has swamped switchboards this morning but bizarrely all sightings completely cease minutes into what experts are calling, ‘the second half’. Dougie Maicon, was last seen flagging down a taxi at half time…
Author: Harry Hotspur
What a game and what a fantastic one-liner from Arry after the game. ‘E’s being drug tested as we speak’ a naturally in form Arry told Sky Sports …. The Boy Bale actually drew ‘Taxi for Maicon’ chants from Spurs fans. What a truly sensational performance from the Boy and indeed the Boy From White Hart Lane. Time for Spurs fans to tough it up and stop adopting the ‘victim’ mentality. He’s Tottenham. We are winners. Poached …turned gamekeeper… BIOYC!
Proper Champions League and no mistake this. Inter Milan turning up with a ball under their arm, boots on and everything. More good news than the Good News Bible. Huddlestone and VdV are back from the brink and ready to rock. It is difficult to believe that minus the Dutchman we’d be half as confident. The flashes of wonder we got from him and that man Modders at Old Trafford were a pleasure to watch. Let’s have a butchers at the betting. Thrill seekers might enjoy Half Time Inter Full Time Tottenham @25/1. Bale, Bale, Bale Anytime Goalscorer is a…
Good morning, fight fans. Clatterberk referees so badly he’s been accused of being bent. Charges by fans of corruption aimed at officials are common enough fare, but in the case of young Marky Mark they have been fueled by the disclosure that the man with the sensational syrup has on several occasions been up to his knickers in debt. Both Spurs and Manchester United fans will be unsurprised to discover Mark Clattenburg’s life off the pitch is as much of a fiasco as it is on it. He was appointed as a director of MC Electrical Retail NE Ltd on…
The situation isn’t complicated. Here’s a potted time line of is yet another nail in the coffin for those who tell us that video technology would destroy the game. These are the same people I presume who’s grandparents told us that the Titanic was unsinkable. 1.The whistle for an arguable penalty is not blown. 2.The whistle for Nani’s handball on the floor is not blown. 3.The linesman’s flag for the handball is raised. 4.Nani nips in and scores a perfectly legitimate goal. 5. On Nani’s birth certificate the box marked father’s name has the words, ‘some soldiers’, written in it.…
Good morning my dears. It’s been a very long time since Spurs won at Old Trafford. In fact some of the very fresh faced amongst you weren’t even born. It’s a crumb of comfort that we frequently play some of our brightest football against Manure, but all too frequently walk away pointless. The set up isn’t a complicated one. We are seemingly incapable of scoring via our strikers. My fear is that we don’t have a more sophisticated plan than knock downs from 3MP. If that is Arry’s strategy then… Hernandez is rapidly entering territory whereby folk will be calling…
Spooky: I have a conspiracy theory idea that Fergie is covering for the absence of transfer funds in order he doesn’t jeopardize his pension. Am I completely mad? Scott: Yes, barking. Spooky: Still on transfers, January is pretty naff, you perhaps need a new goalie, but any thoughts on realistic targets? Scott:I think we’ll go for a few Spurs players to be honest, assuming you don’t make it out of the groups and aren’t currently occupying a top 4 place. Maybe we’ll have to wait for the summer but I’m sure that in we’ll go for at least one of…
American football team the 49ers have been in London this week, apparently playing some version of British Bulldog with the Broncos who arrive Friday. The 49ers were at Northumberland Park Community School in north London, where players held a coaching clinic alongside players from Tottinghams Spurhots. I would show you images of Michael Dawson holding a plastic rugby ball, but frankly it’s only that and Getty Images would probably want £300 or something for the privilege. So please accept my genuine apologies and perhaps these shots of the 49ers cheerleaders can in some small way compensate.
Watching the decline of Gazza is upsetting. There is a valid argument that he’s just another spoiled ex-celeb with an desire to self destruct, but isn’t it time someone stepped in and at least tried to put an end to the miserable mess his life appears to have become? The list of frequently manic and unbalanced examples of his mental deterioration doesn’t make for happy reading. Where once folk would greet his antics with a wry smile and a roll of the eyes, now they invoke uncomfortable silences. From watching footage of the man, listening to audio of him and…