Good afternoon. The Society of Black Lawyers might, just might have their hearts in the right place. But clowns like Peter Herbert belting around unchecked with irrational crusades drag serious efforts against genuine racial equality into a politically correct black hole of Calcutta. Hopefully common sense asphyxiates and crushes his idiocies some time soon. Herbert’s latest mandate free publicity stunt is a masterclass that may yet eclipse his last piece of stupidity. But first, let’s have look at Herbert [who unbelievably is a barrister] was on talkSPORT this week. Citing the case of Daniel Alley a footballer who happens to…
Author: Harry Hotspur
Good morning. Presumably the Daily Mail are busy padding this one out into 250 words that at an absolute bare minimum will all be spelled correctly. Benoit Assou-Ekotto aka A&E Tweeted earlier this morning: Clearly he was deluged with, ‘Oh Benny, has it all gone wrong? Please tell us it has!’ type responses and felt compelled to issue a second Tweet to clarify. It just goes to show the mindset of our ‘support’ in these dark autumnal days. We’ve too many of our first choice picks missing, did you hear about that? Speaking of which I note from the usually…
Good morning, Unless I’ve got this wildly wrong today’s Andy Carroll piece in the Daily Mail is er… made up. FIFA Regulations for the Status and Transfer of Players, Chapter III: Registration of Players, Article 5.3 stated: Players may be registered for a maximum of three clubs during the period from 1 July until 30 June of the following year. During this period, the player is only eligible to play in Official Matches for two clubs. Andy Carroll came on in the 83rd minute for Borini in the Liverpool vs Manchester City game on the 26th of August. So if…
Good evening. The results of a rapid fire opinion poll survey thing I ran earlier today are in and here are the results. About 1000 people joined in which for a chilly Monday after a home defeat isn’t a poor show, so thank you for that. Enjoy the rest of your night and please do observe the Firework Code – you are no use to me as a reader with charred rocket sticks protruding from where your eyeballs used to be. Which of these lists are closest to the priority you place on potential achievements for the season? Top…
Good morning. Ten games in and the mood in the camp is best described an eclectic mix. Players on Twitter have been abused before they’ve even finished playing games and fans attending home games are reportedly setting up their own union SAS (Supporters Against Support). This group, spearheaded by 3 fat blokes in the Coach & Horses public house who describe their association as, ‘Somewhere staunch fans can inflict their contempt for all they hold sacred about Spurs without being interrupted. Divorced and separated welcome.’ Ringleader Teddy Wind told me, ‘We’ve had enough mate. Levy’s only it for the money…
Good morning. And so to part two of what I can now reveal is a two step search and rescue mission for sanity and someting that might just pass muster for the truth. We’ve established that the environment isn’t fit to play in and heard from some caricatures that are part of the problem. The stain on the Y fronts of what ought to be our support.The argument of this subspecies appears to be that if you go every week then you’re entitled to behave as you wish. Devoid of accountability or reason. Thank god the customers of the Coach…
Good evening. The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. ‘Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?’ he asked. ‘Begin at the beginning,’ the King said gravely, ‘and go on till you come to the end: then stop.’ As discussed at length and almost dare I suggest predicted on this week’s show we are suffering all over the shop. That’s as plain as the nose on your face. But what’s the right response? Is AVB a clown? Are Levy & Co. a shower of bean counting shysters? Do our players need keel hauling and flogging?! The Blame Game is a doll,…
Good afternoon. No chalkboard today as it’s a lot of work to say ‘Can you play Hugo and Ade, please?’ My suspicion is that the boss won’t but come what may I really do hope that he is quicker to make alterations than in the last few outings. Bale playing on the left was dominant against Norwich and nothing here suggests to me why he would not want to repeat that today. The man I ‘d like most to step up should he feature is Siggardson. Gylfi has been a bit of a lost soul of late and I’m convinced…
Hello young lovers. And welcome to another show guaranteed to blow yer blue & lilywhite collective socks off. ODM is some character. Some think of him a cross between Denis Norden and Zorro. I know him simply as a man who has survived more wives than I have. Ali Baba had fewer thieves than either of us. This week we focus upon Tottenham Hotspur playing an entire 90 minutes. Aarron Lennon, Spurs fans being hardwired for Jermain Defoe’s offsideness and our extra special guest is the essential Bruxie.No refunds, no returns ‘cos it’s all free. We’re on iTunes here