This is more like it. I was lamenting the absence of fruit cakes in the modern game. Balotelli doesn’t count as violence serves only to take us into the arena of the unhappy and the unwell. By fruit cake I mean good old fashioned loopyness where nobody gets hurt, the protagonist suspends his or her own embarrassment and reminds all of us acting ‘normally’ just how boring we’ve become. This then from the bowels of the social media thing what is called Twitter. Enjoy. CLICKY GOODNESS
Author: Harry Hotspur
Good afternoon. Ryan ‘Half’ Nelson then. 34 years of age and the burning question of the day has to be, ‘ eh? ‘ Easy I guess to knock him. Let’s face it, many of us didn’t see PNB working, but this strikes me as ambitious beyond belief. Bassong on loan I get. He’s worth pursuing to see if his potential can ‘unlocked’. That makes sense. But to replace him with an injury prone gentleman… don’t we already have those spots covered? I managed to find this radio interview with 3News.co.nz Which you can hear HERE.
This just in courtesy of NexGen… Tottenham Hotspur progressed to the Semi-Finals of the inaugural NextGen Series following a tight clash with Liverpool at White Hart Lane. Liverpool were unfortunate to bow out of the tournament creating the better chances in the 90 minutes but struggled to turn their dominance into goals and were subsequently punished by Spurs. Shaquille Coulthirst pounced on a parried save from Liverpool keeper Belford to give Spurs the lead after 72 minutes. Raheem Sterling and Toni Silva caused havoc throughout the 90 minutes for the Reds, and spurned several golden opportunities to give Liverpool the lead. Tottenham will now face the…
Good afternoon. You’d think all being part of the same tribe, that Tottingham fans as kindred spirits would be all get on famously. This is the supposition of a naive child. The idea you put ‘x’ number of people in a room who all like cheese then making the bizarre assertion that they will share other commonalities. I spell this out before I am accused of an irrational contempt for those some would call, ‘fellow fans’. Fans yes, but the idea that the common love of Spurs is some sort of mystical egg capable of binding people who are total strangers…
Guten Abend. So it’s goodbye from Super Roman Crazypavin’. In the final analysis it was a less than super stay at The Lane. But there some moments of superness. He was branded a turkey by some, so let’s talk turkey. In the 09/10 season he had a better goals per minute ratio than all of his fellow strike partners in Midget Gem, 3MP and PSB. In the 2010/11 season when by March Romanus had ratio of 151 compared to competitors Midget Gem who had 208, 3MP had 243 and Rafael van der Vaart had 161.[ By December of the 11/12 season, he’d been been rationed to just 18 minutes…
Welcome to a nitrous oxide fuelled edition of HH. Let’s get one thing straight. Arry’s court case and the wholesale absence of ‘ITK’ points squarely towards one of two things. So to Saha then. Where this has come from is anyone’s guess. Let’s hope we never see this donkey in the Lilywhite shirt. Ever. Pav is rumoured with a Sunderland move. My view is this is wishful thinking by many but the chances of Martin O’Neil warming to a chap as un-workmanlike as the crazy Russian is highly unlikely. Defoe to Liverpool is trending on Twitter. My biggest regret in…
Good evening Streetfighters. Edmund Honda here. Whoever told me that marinated lamb ribs and ice cold imported beer aren’t fattening will soon be in receipt of a rather stiff letter. I digress. This just in from am eagle eyed reader CoPierTonEr which frankly scans like a made up name if you ask me. The waters have broken and Spurs have delivered their first born into this transfer window’s done cot. His name? Joey James Iversen. The catch? Well he’s 6 years old. Full dreadful story HERE But ‘Mom’ Anna Iversen has high hopes. In fact she is hopeful he can…
Tottenham Hotspur F.C. are in the process of scheduling an international exhibition game at M&T Bank Stadium in Baltimore this July. The English Premier League team is eyeing a three-city U.S. tour, with Baltimore and Los Angeles among the cities poised to host games. A schedule has not been finalized. Tottenham’s opponents, too, have not been determined. Diane Pelkey Under Armour Inc. spokesperson. Under Armour are of course the Baltimore based sportswear maker who have of course just sealed a multi-year deal to provide jerseys and other team apparel to the Tottingham. Ravens President Dick Cass has said the team wants to…
Good morning. Questions in the house then about last night’s game. To use trade terminology that may throw laymen reading, it was a bit of a muddle. First up, but in no particular order Modric. Arry stands before the world and says that the medic at Tottingham only told him after he’d submitted the team sheet that the Croat hadn’t been feeling too chipper for two or three days. Hello? I know you’re in the mood for making stupid confessions Aitch, but what the hell is going on at this multi-million pound football club? Where’s the lines of communication? Where…