Yo. What can I tell you? Well, it’s a 3 o’clock kick off so there will be the usual tiny pitter patter of stream requests. I’m being horribly short here, but aren’t there just about half a dozen of these sites doing all the games routinely every week and do search engines now do half days on Saturdays? It’s like someone constantly bumming cigarettes when you know they have money. ‘Wolves away weren’t ever going to be an easy game, we knew that. Mick’s had it all to do up here but he’s shown everyone they aren’t afraid to dig…
Author: Harry Hotspur
Good evening all. A considered question to those who might feel I’m giving Arry a rough ride. Name me another Premiership manager who so profusely publicly contradicts the decision and the will of his club’s board. I continually kid myself I’m a balanced chap but striking a balance between Derek Nimmo and Don Logan (bad Ghandi) is a demanding role. And then I get this. He simply cannot help himself can he? Can we get get a quick word Aitch? Oh for the man’s ability to reply, ‘Velocity’ and keep walking. Alas no. No microphone is safe from the earnest emissions…
Respec. Innit. Proof that this blog blossoms purely upon the unhinged content of its troubled/gifted (delete as appropriate) readership was proved in the last competition. I asked you – forgive me – naively suggest you email me your solutions as to the pixelated players and I get not one correct email but every possible comedy trio of random names imaginable. ‘Des O’Conner, Michael Barrymore & Liam Brady’ Aitch. Don’t worry about the tee shirt, just send a shoulder of Tesco Scotch.’ So here is today’s opportunity of a lifetime to win a tee that is actually outselling the Sepp Blagger one.…
Mother & Baby Doing Well Peter Crouch 3MP sealed a move to was fecked out the door to the Potters in the closing stages of the transfer window after Tottenham manager Redknapp accepted a £10million offer agreed to pay a £2.5million golden handshake for the lanky striker. ‘I’m gutted Peter had to leave has had to take a wage cut,’ Clancy said. ‘I love London money. My work’s facile existence is here and we’ve been happy wealthy here, plus Mum just moved down cashed in. We can commute whore ourselves harder in the media but it’s not ideal.’ Speaking to The Mirror, the model, who…
Good morning, Roll on the weekend. The sheer pointlessness of Internationals is withering. Will Fat Fwank find out who stole is his upper lip? Will Fabio finally have surgery to set his eyes as far apart as other mammals? What a dull, dull gig it has become. It wasn’t always this bad, was it? So to keep us all awake a brain teaser. The Winner gets a Avergrumble & Twitch T Shirt all of there very own. Here’s the snaps. The email addy this week is [email protected]. Good luck and keep it Tottenham!
Good afternoon. Before my attention is drawn by the sort of reader that types with one hand and massages peanut butter into their neither regions with the other that this is not breaking news …I know. I only got around to watching this today. I have an aversion to the youth players which is justified. I’ve watched two entire games featuring them and on both occasions I bailed before full time with a pressure in my skull that could only be relieved by trepanning. Maybe this clip is good because it’s only a clip. But this Coulibaly chap looks useful.…
Wotcha. Love him, hate him, do what you wish with him – as long as you’re both comfortable within your own …comfort boundaries – one thing is certain. The boy’s got class. His judgement and his clarity of thought career wise might be on a par with Rose West, but he’s the real deal kicking a football.
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Guten tag, Yesterday the news filtered out that Raphael Van der Vaart had been fast tracked on the old mendy mendy by Marjoe Von Toorn. Now, not just on here but across the Internet there was resounding response somewhere between ‘so what?’ and ‘so what’s the good news?’ I won’t say I was shocked, sometimes even the most devoutly intelligent football fans get ‘footballed out’ and after another messiah free transfer window and an Interlull, it was always possible this news might get a somewhat muted response. But has the shine really gone off the flying Dutchman that much? He…