Good evening avid reader. And sorry to wake you up. This should be good. Aside from which, it’s inspired by the delectable thing that is @louise_s_page. Other unpaid Ad spot quotes for hot bruntettes upon request available. Here’s the gig. You are a Spurs related person. You share your New Years Resolution. You might be the most brilliantest. You could be Jermaine J****, or Modders or van der Vaart, the Boy Bale or even Arry. Heck, you could be David Pleat. Good golly missus, you may opt to be Timmy Sherwood. But what we want is the persona you chose to demonstrate…
Author: Harry Hotspur
Good morning Chicken Badge fans. Breaking light from yonder window? Not really. More like the dull glow of a 20w bulb. This Google translation then from Croatian media, Sportske Novosti. Chelsea fans will be buoyed by the knowledge that despite the hard ball from Levy & Co the player is essentially theirs as soon as a deal can fight it’s way through the red tape. “All that is stated in the press I read, no other knowledge about the alleged offers I have. I do the time do not even bother. We do our best to Tottenham to get the results sought…
Good morning. All a bit hairy to start off with. If your definition of hairy of course meant you couldn’t believe we’d managed to go in at half time without being at least two goals to the good. If Manchester United had gone up there and won one-nil you wouldn’t have heard a peep out of their lot. Just sensed that satisfied air about them that they had gone in, done a job and got out again. Winning, the breakfast of Champions. Can I add that I am dead chuffed. Genuinely dead chuffed with the performance. The era of the…
Good afternoon. What can I tell you about Norwich? Well if you cross the bridge as you emerge from the railway station there is one of the finest KFC’s I’ve ever had the pleasure to set foot in. Another culinary high spot includes a stall in the city centre market doing while u wait Chinese food that will quite literally blow your socks off. Let’s talk football before I morph completely into Partridge. City sit eleventh. They precisely mark the divide between the sides that will cause you trouble and the ones that really shouldn’t. Grant Holt’s name will be…
Good evening. Curious ain’t the half of it. Only Professor Stephen Hawking and Margaret Thatcher pairinbg up on Strictly Come Dancing could have possibly dropped more points than the Premiership ‘big boys’ did today. Fulham haven’t been playing convincing at all this season yet this lot are suddenly overachieving footballing warriors who can waltz into Second Hand Fridge and nick a point before tea time. Manchester City up until this morning were a handing out jolly good hidings like Mario Balotelli was handing out twenty pound notes. Yet West Brom, possibly one of the dullest football teams ever devised by…
Good afternoon. The mood in the camp at WHL seems to be at an all time high. But exactly what goes on behind closed doors? When you add the inevitable Yuletide measures of sherry to any group of people that work together the results can be explosive. Click on the image below to watch this truly exclusive footage before it is removed.
Guten Abend. From the horses mouth then. @rafvdvaart “…will be training again and if that goes well I will be back next game!” By the by, the venerable OneDaveMackay & I were doing a few test runs on the old Hotspur’s Half Hour last night and this issue actually arose. ODM felt that vdV might be out for a while yet. I felt he picked up ‘strings and strains’ like ODM picked up bagels and he would be back far sooner. But where we both agreed was would it not be better for Rafa to take some proper time off…
Good afternoon. I have a game I like to play at this time of year where I reaffirm my loathing and contempt of ordinary people innocently going about their business. It’s called nipping out to get a last few bits. Can I say a massive thank you to all those who have taken the time out to make this blog the, ‘always occasionally a good read’ that it was again this year. Without you it could have been even worse. In the spirit of the community vibe, a magnificent number of you got in touch about the radio show. Hotspur’s…
Good morning. Where to start? Well it was by and large a great game. And as the first coffee of the day works its magic the frustrations of last night are ebbing away…It was a well earned point against a side that any bookmaker will tell you are genuine title contenders. We aren’t genuine contenders. There were essentially three phases to the game. The really good bit at the beginning, the collapse after that bit and then the desperate battle against evil …and Howard Webb. 8.042 If accusing a goal keeper of being lucky is a criticism then call me Brad…