Good afternoon. First item of business has to be a big well done to BMJ for a last minute winner against the lonely mob from Woolwich.They rarely register on my radar, but the spectacle they made of themselves last night deserves a special mention. The must all had emanated from the same petri dish, surely? They’re playing Fulham (badly) and are singing songs about us and that time expired handball queen Terry Henry. Then they get beat. You couldn’t make it up. Elsewhere the Villa were well and truly shat on by the Swansea; 0-2 indoors. 3MP bojangled a brace…
Author: Harry Hotspur
Good evening. This must be the inertia before the guano storm, I guess. The name of Leandro Dimebar rears it’s … er name once more. Triffic. I am staggered that a (yet again vocal minority) keep banging on about him like he’s some class of panacea. Grow up. Dime bar ‘fans’ what do you actually know about him? Or are you too busy scweaming for a change? Any change. Just something different? His path has largely been one of struggle and a prolonged battle to prove wrong his many doubters. Damiao tore through the lower league defences with such regularity…
Guten Abend. What can I tell you? Well that Pienaar business as per HERE is gathering some pace and Roger Morgan says a likely destination could be Citeh slaying… Sunderland. My disbelief that anyone other than Everton even entertain fielding bids on this guy is dispelled by the thought that someone like Martin O’Neil almost certainly believes in his heart that he can do a job for him. Surely £4M is an awful lot of money to get some shelves put up in a back bedroom. Rog goes on to say that Klasnic of Bolton is a genuine target. Please. All…
Good afternoon. Call me mean spirited by some good news just in. Steven Pienaar, the player Jermaine J**** could have been is leaving The Lane. One of the most mystifying signings we’ve probably ever made. Unexceptional at Everton, once inside the Lilywhite shirt he became effortlessly nondescript. From The National.ae then… Elsewhere, Harry Redknapp, the Tottenham Hotspur manager, has told StevenPienaar to find himself a new club less than a year after signing the South Africa international from Everton. Pienaar, 29, was sidelined by a series of injuries last year and since recovering his fitness this season has not been…
So here we go. Hold tight on the upper deck. Hands up who can name two or more players from the Swansea side that we played yesterday? Three or more? Four or mo… oh look if you still have your hand up you’re either on a wind up or your on the playing staff at The Liberty. So am I saying that they wanted it more? Am I saying that we screwed up? No, I’m making the point to that we need to focus on what we actually saw there and not dumb down our analysis to just whether we…
Good evening. Welcome to the now legendary 10 o’clocker. What are you doing here? I tell you what old girl – you’re basking. This is the boy’s daily dose. You can now see why I opted for the title I did, can’t you? But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? Three pieces. Or shafts as they are known in the light business. What??? The journalist was prolific in last summer’s window. And not always in a good way. The impression of charitable folk was that he was a pretty junior Johnny on a red top and one that had not spent…
Good morning. Max Boyce, Timothy Dalton, T E Lawrence, Sian Lloyd, Ruth Madoc, Harry Secombe, Laura Ashley, Shakin’ Stevens, Tommy Cooper, Roger Glover, Lloyd George can you hear me?!!! Practically of course that would present a myriad of obstacles on so many levels. But I fancied a war cry. After the performance at Carrow Road one would guess that Arry has our fearless lads not to get ahead of themselves, but this is very much for the taking. Brendan Rodgers will be getting his lot organised as best he can to deal with the obvious danger areas. Gareth Bale’s left foot…
Good Evening, Silly season is upon us so the evening shift grinds grunts and spits out some transfer rumour flavoured gems for your delectation before rolling over to blissfully snore. In keeping with the increased intensity of rumour mongering, lies, made up mayhem and general guff I think a nightly evening session may well be in order. I guess we’ll find our own way, eh? Carlos Tevez according to Dragon1 is Arry’s ‘special player’. This is an ambitious one to put it mildly. It’s difficult to believe the Sheikh Mansour Mob will wear this one. There’s no doubt that Adebayor…
Good morning. And they’re off! The first of the ITK gurus have stumbled out of their comas and into the information super highway in search of that stuff that to them is better than oxygen. More valuable than money. Being known on an Internet forum as In The Know. The protocol’s of ITK info are as hilarious as they are incredibly sad. If you pass on any information that remotely coincides with anything mooted on one site first, you’re accused of theft. In the real world of course, adults understand that there is no divine and singular source of knowledge…