Good morning? Arry Redschnapps is a good football manager. Say what you want, make all the wobbly chops gags you like, his record speaks for itself. The 2 points from 8 games quote t-shirt is still available from the HH Schmutter Dept at a price you can afford, global delivery available. However, whilst he’s a talented manager I’d argue his instincts for self preservation are superior to anything he’s demonstrated on a football pitch. I won’t bore you with a blow by blow account of his entire career, but old Aitch has crawled out of more exploding, flaming, twisted debris…
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I am indebted to Citizens Fatfish and Seppoyiddo for supplying some of the most excellent caption competition fodder in living memory – Salute. And so here is the first in a – be warned – rapid fire succession of funny bone seeking snaps. Pictured is the happy go lucky 3MP having his Barnet done courtesy of a local man who’s premises were looted by some animals that broke free last week. Last time I looked the old boy had £35,000 squeezed into his sky rocket courtesy in large part to the wit of Björn, Sophie and Omid at Bartle Bogarty…
Good Morning, The first prattle of the season and it’s for the Europa. We’ve watched this game, this competition travel towards us for some time now and I’ve decided we really need to embrace it. It being …in Europe. We need to distinguish ourselves and try at least to abandon this fast food attitude to football. Looking across a variety of teams forums as I do, there is a needy child element within most fan bases, all looking for confirmation that Messi has signed and that they’ve been given a bye to the Champions League final. Life doesn’t work like…
The Italian press are now reporting that our deal collapsed last week and now the Giallorossi are going to step in, not fanny about and sign the chap they need to replace the soon to be off Daniele De Rossi.
Beloved In Christ, Karren Brady. There’s a clue in the name pointing to an inherent neediness that made her parents opt to shoehorn in an unnecessary, extra ‘r’ in there. Presumably to pave the way for their little girl being extra special, a standout Karren amongst all then other also-Karens. MORE stories today that the delay in confirming West Ham’s move to the Olympic Stadium threatens to thwart the nation’s bid to host the world athletics champions there in 2017. No. Questions marks over the Olympic Games arose from civil disorder on the streets of the capital city and live…
Good afternoon, ladies. When better to casually underarm bowl a freebie at you than when we aren’t playing? Who says I lack sensitivity, who? Here’s the spiel… This ultimate Barclays Premier league app includes live scores, video highlights and clips of every goal* for all 380 games – within just minutes of it taking place. The essential football app for fans of the Barclays Premier League will feature: Video of goals and match action from every Barclays Premier League match all season long Live scores and match stats Fixtures and results from around the league Additional video including match previews…
Me again. There appears to be something close to good news on the horizon in relation to Togo’s finest. Respected cyber snout Archibald has vouched for information on Spurs Community’s ITK page that a deal could yet be done. A number of suggestionsn are being made and not all of them as cheery as the thought of us landing a new striker. In relation to Adebayor the mooted deal is a 50/50 split between us and City of the players £175pwk wages. This would be for the period of a one year loan deal. The issue as ever is freeing…
Good Morning. News emerged late last night that a slow burn sting operation mounted by the Metropolitan Police service in Haringey had come to a successful fruition. The capture of a looting ringleader has been made and it is anticipated that there will be more to follow as a senior officer speaking to the press said, ‘What was once a tight knit operation is now just a house of cards.’ The despicable gang first came to the attention of one of Haringeys’ largest employers, Tottingham Hotspur Football Club a few seasons ago, but officers today only revealed the full scale…
Good Afternoon, I wish I had something to cheer you up. I do. But the Spanish Daily Sport is running a piece this morning that while we sit watching the girls go by, Real Madrid are all set to offer Gago plus €10M to Manchester City T/A Bedsheets & Banknotes, Eastlands Inc. in exchange for Adebayor. Adebayor obviously knows a pay cut is in the offing, it’s just a question of which shirt he’ll be in when it arrives. With our reputation I’d imagine he’ll opt for that of Los Blancos. But this hinges upon City being prepared to accept…