I’m not some tax exile living in the Bahamas, who never watches a football match, doing it for a huge, personal financial gain, as is the case with the Spurs owner. I’m a Porn Baron who at the age of 21 made money by producing porn pictures weekly and selling sheets of photos by mail order. Those were the days, £800 on a good week. The motive of myself and my partner David Gold is to give something back to the community we came from and are still a part of. Me & Dave are sporting evangelists. It ain’t all…
Author: Harry Hotspur
Interlull anyone? No, me neither.
That said, I shall be putting chicken wire over the telly box to protect it from incoming of course, but unless you actually count Blackburn’s alleged interest in Fabiano as Tottingham related activity there ain’t nothing going on but the rent.
So here it is. Your platinum clad opportunity opportunity to be waiting weeks for some book, faulty toy or other. Manchester City’s Argentinian is a machine. If this snap is anything to go by, one that has a faulty valve.
Not exactly a well kept secret but time to don the Kevlar and fix bayonets. A combination of events have prompted me to blab and tell all… Levy’s candid appearance on Talksport. Like it or not the guy speaks sense and gives me every impression he’s steering the ship in the best direction. Some will accuse me of being a suck up, but his is a path paved in common sense. Yes it’s a little chilling in that a sacred spiritual home will probably end up as a combination of launderettes, bingo halls and most ironically of all …a car…
The beautiful game has once again been shamed and disgraced at the hands of Arsenal Football Club.
News broke late last night on France 2’s website that Interplod where investigating suspicious betting patterns during Saturday’s Premier League game between Newcastle United and Arsenal
Een kleine kuitblessure houdt me aan de kant voor de wedstrijd Nederland-Oostenrijk. Hopelijk ben ik er snel weer bij. A small calf injury keeps me on the side for the match Netherlands-Austria. Hopefully I can recover quickly again. That’s all the news that’s fit to Tweet. According to our dreamy Dutch ace. I don’t have a problem with him being out as long as he’s back in time for the Milan game, eh?
It’s like a Tommy Cooper trick. That one where he attempts to pull the table cloth from beneath the laid table without the stuff on the table being disturbed. It could go either way. But you know the result will leave you smiling wryly and rolling your eyes. Will Sir David’s tips on how to consistently hit 3MP’s coconut win us a goldfish in a bag? Can the sleeping midget gem that is the boy Defoe spring to life and show just the pace and rapier shot required to unlock Owen Coyle’s back four? I dunno. What I do know…
Having just finished listening to Arry on the radio and two things strike me. One is that I’m amazed I don’t have a buy a new radio today. Two, is I’m becomingly increasingly worried about our glorious manager. This Beckham thing seems to have become a fixation. We have bigger fish to fry. Yes Beckham would be a ‘triffic’ addition but it terrifies me that somehow the dismal efforts to bring in the right man/men last month are somehow now being traded off against landing Sir David. In November. That’s jam tomorrow, territory. When it comes to goals most fans…
Put your ear to your machine and the sound you hear is me getting back into my box. The came, they scored, they went home again. I really felt we were going to blow it. You know, a bit windy, a bit nippy. A bit not quite us. I didn’t see any more than the highlights. I was toying with going, but I wouldn’t want to tar myself with the ‘real fan’ brush and so lose street cred with the bulk of my readers who are either house bound or incarcerated (Hey, easy there – just sharing some of the…
Good morning fight fans, Blackburn away it is then. I’m not a stat man. But I do like the occasional bet and so like to kid myself I have vague grasp of form. I wish I didn’t. Blackburn have won 4 of their last 6 home games and Spurs by contrast have won only 2 of their last 6 away games. The most obvious problem is that Arry has more men out than Arthur Scargill. There’s a mental rumour doing the rounds that Modder’s has had his appendix out. On top of Awesome Dawson’s ban; Woodgate, King, Kaboul, Bale, Huddlestone…